Sunday, February 26, 2006

Air Show + Sun Tan

I cant believe it..!!! I went to the singapore air show yesterday and now i am 20% more darker that i was before going..B$%^&* S%^t!!!

I got up early yesterday..Guys cry with me.. It was a saturday and i got up early. The airshow was to start at 11.30 and so we thought we will go early see the aircrafts and other exhibits and then c the show and come back..By the time myself and my sardarji friend got out of house it was a bit late...as HE WAS LATE!!! we couldn't take my bike as it was too late and parking at the show could be a problem..So took a cab reached there at 11...stood in the longgggggggggg queueeeeee and got in at 11.30..By the time the airshow had already started...But the show was awesome..They displayed te F16's, 15c's, A380s wow !! it was superb in which they showed the spin/4 point dive etc...after the show we went around the whole place seeing the big aircrafts and fighters and reached home around 5..

Then comes the sad part..When i looked into the mirror what i say almost made me committ suicide..I became totally black like a negro (sorry to use that word..but i am using on myself ..so no offence) ..My face was like totally gone dark...THere was a big round patch of black skin around my eyes..Altogether it was scary...Those dreams of "Ghori ladki ke saath switzerland me honeymoon" all went bust!!! Then i thought OK, i will apply some moisturiser and have the face washed with nivea cream....I tried it and i dont want to say wht happened next..!!! The whole face was burning and i had to run to the refrigerator to get some cold water to pour on to my face..Disappointed i came out of my room and the sight of sardarji made me laugh to the core and gave me back my lost confidence..My first thought after seeing him was "uska.." gori ladki + Alps ( he wanted to go there) honeymoon" be gaya" . I was ok but he was looking so horrible as his face was in two tone colours...The area where his pagadi was, was very fair and and the rest of his face was dark...That was terrible. Inshort his face was dark and fair ...and that too was really visible..i wanted to take his photo and send to airshow organisers for compensation. At the time of writing this blog he is still busy with his NIVEA and BOROLINE creams....Poor guy..

In short i lost my sleep ..wasted close to 60 dollars and got a sun tan...what a sacrifice to make to support the world second best airshow...I should be lauded..